Feel good, enjoyments of life...

Hello Inga, you reminded me of something a beautiful Social Worker once did for our Group.  She initiated that each of us, no matter what our news, try to insert just one thing that was "Good" that happened over the 3 weeks since last meeting...Boy, some of our members dug DEEP to give her that 'something Good', it ended up being one of the highlights of the meetings...and indeed, the process was something really good for us all...funny thing is, we let it slip over the years....and it began again just this morning...Now I find your lovely post...Good for you...and now, my something good is....finding your post.  THANKS.  ps I'll do better next time..lolo Jean

Hi Inga, what a wonderful message!Like you,I wish I knew how to get my photos from camera to computer! I can go for nearly a whole day without thinking about pancreatic  c-word,I walk my dogs on the beach every day....my saviours! Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?.....couldn't control her pupils..... I've got heaps of jokes but that is the only clean one I know!!!!!

Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)Scientists at Rolls
> >Royce built a gun specifically to launch deadchickens at the windshields of
> >airliners and military jets alltravelling at maximum velocity. The idea is
> >to simulate the frequent incidentsof collisions with airborne fowl to test
> >the strength of the windshields.
> >American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test iton the
> >windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements weremade, and a
> >gun was sent to the American engineers.When the gun was fired, the
> >engineers stood shocked as the chickenhurled out of the barrel, crashed
> >into the shatterproof windshield,smashed it to smithereens, blasted through
> >the control console, snapped theengineer's back-rest in two and embedded
> >itself in the back wall of the cabinlike an arrow shot from a bow. --
> >The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of
> >theexperiment, along with the designs of the windshield and beggedthe
> >British scientists for suggestions.Rolls Royce responded with a one-line
> >memo:"Defrost the chicken."

Here is a little giggle for all. Today it was my daughters 8th birthday. Bj is a real tomboy, climbing trees, playing with dinosaurs and handling bugs and reptiles whenever she is allowed! Anyway, a friend who is invited to her full camo gear laser skirmish party asked her if she would like a Bratz or Barbie as a present. She says thank you so much for asking but I cant have one. I am allergic to them. They make me feel very sick and i dont want to be sick on my birthday party!??!?!? What the....? When I asked her why she said that she said its true, and when I have to play them with my friends, I get really tired too. haha. Guess Barbies are boring to Bj

Like the time she couldnt sleep when she slept at her friends as the fish were farting. Bj has MANY moments like this.

Early last December a chook escaped into the backyard vegies. It was told not to be so naughty and put back in the cage with the others. It escaped again. It was given a good spanking and put in the freezer for fifteen minutes.

When it was taken out is kept saying "OK. OK. OK. I'll be good, I'll be good. What did the turkey do wrong?"

while learning to use BIG words my daughter informed me that her friend asked if she would like to join her church constipation. With a straight face I asked my husband what he thought of that. He answered I think its a crap idea and we both fell about laughing. Min rolls her eyes at us and says, you guys are sooo AM mature.

I just love the irony of the toilet jokes with all us bowel cancer people!!

That child must keep you sane.

S

After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for the umpteenth time, Bj comes out to the loungeroom and says, "Geez Mum, when I grow up, i really want to be like them little orange guys. they are sooooo smart!'

Larn ... bottle that kid up

Samex I am glad Bj makes your day. She is actually an actress in films so is a very animated little character. I couldn't even begin to describe the facial expressions haha